Things A Fat Girl Does.... Besides Eat

Sorry ive been so out of touch… busy busy busy with midterms, etc.

Here’s a couple updates on life…

1) boys still suck at life.
2) I haven’t had a minute to myself because of school…
3) The new show is going amazingly well… its going to be fun, and naughty!!
4) I need a break.

Thats about it, my friends. Sorry to be a bore. But, I am off to Los Angeles tomorrow morning for a little “spring break”… and I have to do homework on the plane… some break. Anyways, I’ll write more after that!

Much <3. 

That’s right… I’m not being a cynical asshole today! Ha! Life can be good sometimes. That’s why I’ve been away for so long…I needed life to get good again before I could come and tell you guys about it!

So.. a couple weekends ago was literally the worst weekend of my life. Family drama and friends bullshit.. it was just oh.so.annoying. And overwhelming. And then it makes you not want to do anything that upcoming week.. if you’ve had a shitty weekend. But I did.

And..I went on a first date that weekend.. that’s right people, online dating works! And the guy was the sweetest thing ever, and so romantic! But… here’s the catch. Because there is always a catch, right? He is TOO nice. You know what I mean by that? And I don’t really like “mushy gushy” guys. So, I had to turn down a second date. Sad Face. Oh well..

But.. I had a great book idea…so, thats right ladies and gents.. ill be writing a book soon! Look out for updates about it soon!

So.. why is life good? Tonight, I am flying to meet some friends on the East Coast. Yay! Second, I bought a new phone today. Third, I am going out for a girls night for my best friends birthday this weekend. Fourth - though this is something ive known for a long time - my dog is still the cutest fucking puppy in the world. Done deal.

Those are enough reasons to think Life is Good right?? I think so.

Anyways- off to class. The one thing that makes life suck today.

Much Love! < 3.

Okay.. so short side not real quick. You want to see a PHENOMENAL MOVIE??? Its called Shank. Its a UK production. Its about a boy who hides his sexual identity for fear of his friends.. etc. AMAZING, and a little sickening. But a good sickening. An awakening sickening. SEE IT NOW!

Love..

I feel like I’ve been too busy to do anything at all … much less post on my blog. But that’s just the thing isn’t it? I mean.. I have been too busy to do ANYTHING. So… Nothing gets done? Does that make sense to you? … Because it doesn’t to me. But somehow… I feel like I am ALWAYS running errands and doing a million things at once… and yet, at the end of the day.. I’ve done nothing. Story of my life. Ha.

So.. What have I been up to? Well, basically my life has been put on hold so that I can do my homework, and attend classes and all that bullshit. It sucks. I hate it. My journey through the books in “1001 Books for every mood” has been put on hold indefinitely - since I dont have time to read what I need to for school, much less read for pleasure.

When I do find myself with free time… I usually just sleep. It is literally like a drug for me. Dont feel well? Sleep. Tired? Sleep. Not tired? Sleep. Too much to do? Sleep instead…. You get it. I love to sleep - and when I don’t get enough of it, I am one CRANKY bitch. Hahah but aren’t we all? Everyone needs a little cranky bitch in their lives.

Oh - some good news… I got asked out on a date. Thats right - all you fat girls out there - there is hope! I got asked out - and he’s not a loser, or a chubby chaser, either, I don’t think - he just likes me! How about that? Isn’t that exciting! So - don’t lose hope. If I can get a date with my biting sarcasm and my foul mouth and my general hatred for the world - than you can too! Fat girls unite! Hahah

Anways, I just wanted to say hello before I am dragged away back to another boring ass class that I can’t stand- just so that I can get my degree and be part of the acceptable, educated “public”. At this point - I just feel like telling the public to go suck it - but whatever.

Talk to you later! Much love.

I feel like I might be driving home the same points over and over.. but too bad, bitches!… I am so sick of school, and I need to bitch about it. And again, this fabulous midwestern weather doesn’t make it any easier… I can’t wait until summer… honestly. Warmness, tans, warmness, tans… and warmness. Haha. I don’t care if that’s not a word.

Oh.. on a brighter note.. I just booked my spring break vacation to Los Angeles baby!! I can’t wait. I will be sitting on a beach.. in the warmness… soaking it up… loving not having school.. ugh. It will be fan-fucking-tastic! ahah. Oh, and I booked it with my all time bestie. Loves it.

So…just throwing this out there - does any one else feel like each and every time you cross something off your “to-do” list, or your “errands” list - that like 9 million other things appear. Just saying..

Anyways - have a good day everyone. Maybe if we all wish for summer hard enough.. it will magically appear right now! POOF!

:) Talk to you soon…